Note- This write-up contains blunders and wrong use of words but that's out of my chest.
No be corporate communications i dey do wink
10 Types Of Confused Ladies
It takes a miracle if a lady is not guilty of at least one of the listed points
Where Do You Belong ?
1. The ones who have been dying silently and have been patiently waiting for the opportunity for you to talk to strike up a convo, only for you to strike up a convo and ask them out and they will decline your request so as to prov...
I just watched a hilarious edition of EL R8D on ebony life TV courtesy of EmmaohmyGod and Chigurl. There's this bitter after taste in my mouth because I realized that their sense of humour will most likely die a mysterious death when they become A-list stars. Why are our comedians like this?
I attended a wedding where Bovi was the MC. This was before he became popular. My goodness! We almost died of laughter! He presented us oven fresh jokes in the most unique manner. In fact, he was just somet...
A Lady Took Her Time To Describe The Different Types of People You'll See In A Salon
I have been making my hair for years, here are some people I have met in the hair-dressing salon...you have probably met them too...hehe.
Nursing/Lactating Mother: This is the client who has recently had a baby, and decides to bring the little one along. Other clients may be seen playing with the baby while the mother washes her hair___ sometimes she comes with a help. Due to her condition, people may end up ...
While I like to think I know a little about business writing, I still fall into a few word traps. (Not to mention a few cliché traps.) Take the words "who" and "whom." I rarely use "whom" when I should -- even when spell check suggests "whom" I think it sounds pretentious. So I use "who." And then I sound dumb.
Just like one misspelled word can get your resume tossed onto the "nope" pile, One incorrectly used word can negatively impact your entire message. Fairly or unfairly, it happens -- so...
- Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
- Marry someone you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
- Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
- Never laugh at anyone’s dreams; people who don’t have dreams don’t have much.
- Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely.
- In disagreements, fight fairly. No n...
Getting a Nigerian man to marry you is the easiest thing in the world.
This is your chance to stop being single and get a-mingling.
These easy steps will get you married, bedded, bare foot and pregnant in less than a year, guaranteed or your money back. lol
-- Be very religious.
Nigerian men loveeeee them some religious girls.
you don't actually have to be, you just have to pretend that you are.
talk about the night vigils you go to every now and then.
slip in some Bible pa...
A little bird was flying in winter...
The bird froze & fell on the ground. A cow came by & dropped some shit on the bird.
The bird realized how warm it was and began to sing for Joy. A
passing cat heard the bird singing and dug him out & ate him...
Lessons to Learn:
1. Not everyone who shits on u is ur enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets u out of shit is ur friend &
3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.
I have always wondered why some people marries ugly wives and some get beautiful wives! Is not easy o! You have to 'mo ju lo soja'.
1. Doctors ; This is a highly rated job in the world. Women are attracted by their intelligence and life saving acts. This sets don't stress themselves up to get a good and beautiful woman. People like kachisbarbie will easily fall for them.
2. Bankers
humh! I wish am a banker. I went to a bank days ago come and see fine girls am like blushing. They don't have probl...
This just struck my mind today, and i feel like sharing it here:
This are the five types of people u will see in an airport
1. THE FANFAIR TEAM:
This are the type of people always welcoming their people with fanfare,coming with drums and singers.
2. THE WELLWISHERS:
They are not going anywhere,but u will see always droping their relatives at the airport. Some are even very pathetic to the extent of crying.........sometimes,it is very annoying
3. THE CLUELESS:
This type of people has no informa...