Lionel Messi has just been crowned as the current Miss Penalty. YAY or NAY

If you're to choose between true love, and unlimited download!

For me, i'll download true love.

Women's logic will totally confuse you

Imagine this dumb bro..

I guess this guy literally wanted someone to watch his back.
Maybe he asked someone to have his back before and they didn’t do a good job.
Can’t help but wonder if this is an exact replica of what he looks like.
The funniest part isn’t that there’s a face on the back of his head… it’s the pieces of hair that help define the face.
There are eyebrows with a mustache and beard. #EyesInTheBackOfHisHead
...this guy is so crazy lol!

It is Only in Indian Movies that an
Armed robber will sing inside a bank before he robs the
bank

LOL... Imagine a student given a test and here his what he wrote.

A teacher asks her class, "What do you
want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire,
going to the most expensive clubs, take the
best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth
over a million bucks, an apartment in
Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel
through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and
to make love to her three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing
what to do with the bad behavior of the
child, decides not to give importance to
what he said ...

A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car
accident, but due to the heroics of the
hospital staff the only permanent injury
was the loss of one ear.
Since he wasn’t physically impaired he
remained in the military and eventually
became an Admiral.
However, during his career he was always
sensitive about his appearance.
One day the Admiral was interviewing two
Navy Master Chiefs and a Marine Gunnery
Sergeant for his personal staff.
The first Master Chief was a Surface Navy
type and it was a gre...

I came home from work last night and told my wife
that I've been given a Huge promotion at work which
means I get my own office and I get to employ My own
private secretary.
"Well you'd better hire someone who's a bit old, fat
and ugly," she said. "I don't want you choosing
someone who you're going to be tempted to have sex
with."
"That's fair enough," I replied. "When can you start?"